And now it's time for the continuing drama . . .

(If you're unable to read the dramatic script, click on the images to enlarge)






























It's true -- our collective attention span has been sorely tested . . .





Enough lives have been disrupted . . .





















But how can an equitable resolution possibly be reached?




After all, we've already had cameos from Guy Smiley and Bob Barker . . .





There must be a way . . .





A team of top scientists
is consulted . . .





The Random-Results-Secret-Scientific-Generator is initialized . . .





(aka Vanna-Hannah picks a number between 1 and 14)




Transmitting the top-secret data . . .



And the winner is . . .




Lucky Number Thirteen!

And lucky number thirteen is . . .

Amelia!

Congratulations, Amelia -- send me an email confirming which bracelet you'd like and I'll get your prize in the mail to you with very little additional drama.

(cue organ music)

And thanks, one and all
for tuning in once again
(and celebrating with me all month long!)